Could you please give me an instruction that's about 1 minute long about how to put lipstick on a fish!?

I'm dead serious, and I really need it. Homework you know^^Could you please give me an instruction that's about 1 minute long about how to put lipstick on a fish!?
First ~ you catch the fish.


Second ~ you have to have a towel or something handy because a fish is so slippery you won't be able to hold ';her'; still to apply the lipstick.


Third ~ make sure you already have the cap off the lipstick before you catch the fish, because you'll need both hands to hold slippery fish and apply lipstick.


Fourth ~ select a lipstick that is water proof so whenever you let ';her'; back in the water, her lipstick won't wash off before she sees her boyfriend. lol Good Luck! (Maybe take a towel and lipstick with you when you make your speech, that way classmates will be looking at those items instead of you. Remember Water Proof lipstick! And, maybe a towel (Pink) with little fishes on it.)Could you please give me an instruction that's about 1 minute long about how to put lipstick on a fish!?
My advice would be not to do it-but if you must-take your time in explaining how to carefully catch the fish, and then hold it still and dry its mouth and put a little lipstick on it-although i find it very inhumane if its something you have to explain in class i am sure you drag out and instruction of those steps
wow school is getting more and more inhumane each day isn't it? what did nemo ever do to get harmed by painful cosmetic products????
step one: take fish


step two: force pucker (might i suggest with lemon)


step three: apply lipstick


step four: put fish back


step five: wait 1 minute

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