Thursday, December 3, 2009

Spiritually speaking, is there a guide to what color lipstick...?

indicate what services are being offered?





[inspired by an answer to another question that stated that red lipstick implied services by Phoenician temple prostitutes]Spiritually speaking, is there a guide to what color lipstick...?
This is hilarious...maybe lip gloss--sheer for baptism, red for confessional...crimson red for exorcism...


Brown for illicit priestly activities


Pink for virgin marriages...


purple for gospel choir practice


green for confirmation


rose for not virgin marriages


burnt orange for repeat marriages


black for funerals


flesh tone for Sunday school...


Lip plumper for unwedded bride adviceSpiritually speaking, is there a guide to what color lipstick...?
One must wonder what they used to make red lipstick way back then. Blood and mud, maybe? Eeew.





Spiritually speakin', look out!
You can guess what brown means.
I knew I shouldn't have mentioned that. Now we're going to have lipstick questions all day.
what...?

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