Can you help me out, my wife wants to know why there is lipstick on my shirt, help me come up with something?

Well, how exactly did you get that lipstick on your shirt and then I will help ya out.Can you help me out, my wife wants to know why there is lipstick on my shirt, help me come up with something?
Hello i can tell you are not doing so good, we all messed up some time in our life, it is part of been a human being, tell your wife the truth and it will set you free because it could happen again and then you would have to tell her another lie so just be honest and level with your wife, because she might just forgive you this time, and i know you will not want your wife to cheat on you or come home with some thing you did not put on her body( you know what ia'm talking about).So be a good husband and just get your self right and tell your wife and God to forgive you.Peace to you.Can you help me out, my wife wants to know why there is lipstick on my shirt, help me come up with something?
Oh my god! Just tell her about the hellish night you had. You were making your way home, minding your own business then you saw this poor girl unconscious in the street. Obviously as you are a gentleman you couldn't leave her there like that. It turns out she was very drunk and as you tried to pick her up her face brushed against your shirt. You called her a cab and sent her home safely. What a nice man you are!
maybe becuz you forgot the yo HOES is sposed to be kissing where you can't leave no marks.....


OR


maybe becuz you're nasty and you like KISSIN ON HOES and your game is weak becuz tru chaters NEVER KISS their hoes......


OR


maybe becuz you wanted to get caught, FUCCIN WIT HOES


OR





HA!
tell you wife that you spent the night at her sisters house after you had too much to drink and on the way out she give you a bit wet snoggy kiss goodbye but she was still so drunk that she missed your lips and ended up kissing your shirt instead
tell you what pass it here and i'll throw it in with the whites and she wont know the difference


do you feel better now


Shet one problem av not got a washer haahahaahahahahahaha
Why don't you tell her the truth. Why lie, your going to get caught eventually. The longer you wait the more pain your going to cause. Is that what you want?
Tell her you moonlight as a transvestite, and, at the local tranny bar tonight, you happened to bump into a shorter guy wearing Max Factor.
Tell Her You are a cross dresser and couldn't resist trying out Her lipstick. Oh that might be worst than actually telling her You cheated. IDK, You decide.
Do you know? huh? Well do you?


My husband greeted a woman with a hug. You know the friendly kind. Was nothing to it.
Tell her you were with a transvestite and he planted the wet kiss on your shirt.





If you can't handle the truth, there is always suicide.
what a pathetic sleeze bag loser idiot you are!!!!!! why would you even cheat you aragant loser!!!! tell her the truth!!!!!!!! seriosuly, hwo screwed up are you to cheat on ur wife!!!
wow ... you deserve her to through you out in the street!





tell the truth and you deserve whatever she does to you. sad !!
Just tell her she better be glad its not on your lips, and if she keeps nagging next time it will be.
I enjoy wearing lipstick from time to time and I wear your panties too.
Why don't you try the truth. Remember what comes around goes around.
Tell her you just banged her sister.
uuuu your busted! =)
Tell her you accidentally fell on a woman's lips! LOL!
tell her '; Ive been cheating, and im a dirty scum-bag.';
IA woman tripped right in front of you and you caught her....
';Because I'm a pig.';
just tell her you hugged a girl you hadn't seen in a long time
tell her that you have been a cross dresser all this time
how about you thought it was the perfect reason to get divorced
What's wrong with being a man and telling her the truth?
tell her the truth, if it was an accident then lucky u, if u were with another woman you messed up :]
you are a d@amn @sshole, act like a man and confront your problems
The Truth
Just tell her you slipped and fell on my lips...she'll understand