What kind of books do you like best birds or lipstick.?

Birds, books and lipstick, what an original grouping! Do you test your lipstick on your books or on your parakeet?


As a guy, I like the gooey, sticky, old fashioned stuff you can write 'redrum' on mirrors with.


This applies to books, too. I like gooey, sticky, old fashioned books that are barely legible, utterly unintelligible and whose dusty smell reminds me of the pleasures of a literate youth in which I did not require reading glasses.


As for birds, I prefer the kind with hands and a bit more sense than parakeets. Know any?What kind of books do you like best birds or lipstick.?
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